Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Please, Bart, no more pranks.
Shh!
Ninety-nine cents?
Fine, play the tape. Then everyone can see you've got the wrong boy.
Oh, sweetie, this is the best present a mother could get.
Lousy, stinking piece of crap.
If you do not have a chit, you will not receive a gift.
You have chosen a three-wood.
GOTTA GET TO THE LIQUOR STORE! GOTTA GET TO THE LIQUOR STORE!
gotta change batch sets; dear god we gotta change batch sets!
Go ahead-a, Bart. Take-a the Bonestorm.
Four-finger discount, dude.
Captain What's-his-name? We live in a society of laws!
Buy me Cole's guitar Or go to Hell
with the good people at Foot Locker of Beverly Hills.
Maybe I mother him too much.
Just take it! Take it, take it, take it, take it, take it! Take it!
Hey, give me a glass!
Barty's stop is Snoozy Lane to rest his sweet caboose
So tell your folks, "Buy me Bonestorm...
All right, let's try something else. Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three.
Shooshisha- Shooshashi-
Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such public service videos as...
Oh, Homie. Look at that watch. I've always wanted a watch like that.
Net profit to me, negative $59.
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