Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Hey! What the hell- - No, no, no! Out!

- No. - Don't smart off to me, smart guy.

I admit I haven't known Mom as long as you have, but I know when she's really upset.

- Good night, Mom. - Good night, sweetheart.

- no returns for busted merchandise. - What are you doing to my son?

Did you see that movie where they sent a nuclear submarine to fight the piranhas...

It absorbs everything that touches it like this bathroom rug.

I'm here today to give you the skinny on shoplifting, thereby completing my plea bargain...

'cause you don't want to come to my store.

That's right, Don Brodka. Your son, Bart, has been caught shoplifting.

Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church?

Mom, this fake snow is making me dizzy.

Bart, I wouldn't have expected this even from you.

Right, Bart? Bart? What's wrong, honey?

Well, do you understand? Everything except "cat feesh"

Oh, hi! I didn't hear you come in.

My son may not be perfect, but I know in my heart he's not a shoplifter.

Hey! I don't remember saying that.

Losing the triangle in front of Coach