Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay. l have a condom in my wallet that l've had since l was 1 2.
-You are to me. -No. No. No!
All right, everybody. l know it is Christmas Eve...
-l love it! -Really? You're not gonna return it?
What if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the Festival of Lights?
How did you know?
gorilla
-Hey, hey. Who'd you miss the most? -Monica.
A donatio has been made in your name to the New York City ballet
lt's hard enough not seeing you during the week...
Toilet seat covers!
You wanna get under the covers? Okay.
Second prettiest that year. Of all the girls in Oklahoma, she's probably--
l'm sorry l won't be here.
-No. -Then it's okay!
...minx.
What? Are you kidding? l can't return this.