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I'm gonna use you.
Operator. Number, please.
You know, Cass, that's a funny thing, you mentioning money,
Up or down?
Up here! Rico!
Hell, why do you think I come all the way up here from Texas for?
Oh, Joe, it's...
One big lousy X.
What the hell do you think I'm gonna do?
Smells worse hot than it did cold.
- Take one for yourself too. - Thank you, no.
What about that black Homburg right up there? Up in there.
- Shut up! Shut up! Just shut up! - You dumb cowboy, boy.
Now just one more close-up with her.
Hey, you really know the ropes.
Don't take it. Don't take it. It's only a cheap watch. I...
You want me to leave?
Listen, I have to take a taxi. I need a few bucks.
Midnight cowboy
♪ Hush little baby don't say a word
I loved your friend, Mr. Needleman, the last of the great King Midases.
Well, not too.
It's crazy, a stud like you paying that dame
You got the fever. How you gonna get to Florida?
You're due here at 4:00.
Here, 64 cents. Go ahead.
Lonesomeness is something you take, you hear?
Yeah, well, I don't know what line Morey's in, but myself, now,
Are you sure you heard what I said?
You love me?
And my hair, it's fur, you know,
Ok let's do it
Poop, I say. Poop.
Yes, sir. Oh, I think you got something on your shoulder there.
I know enough to know that that great big dumb cowboy crap
Miss who?
Hurry up, now. Get your ass in there now. He's waiting. Go ahead.
Aaaaawwa Open Season
Or get one of your rich Park Avenue ladies to cook for you...
She got a penthouse up there
Wherever you say.
Now, are you gonna let go of that table, or you want a busted skull?
I mean it, damn it, where do you live?
Where you been? 42nd Street?
Don't talk to me about clean.
- There's nothing in here. - Get out of my way, please, sir.
Come on, sit down.
Yes, yes. No, no. I can't talk to you now,
Oh, I deserved that. I brought this on myself. I know I did.
Hey, you all right?
What am I dragging my bum leg around town for, you know?
They're dark, heavy, and have noticeable accents.
I mean, can you see this guy
Come on, I'll buy us coffee, on me.
Taxi!
Rico Rico Rico. Genoeg? Zo is het goed.
Here. Here. Right now.
I'll get you some soup then.
O-62. Are there any bingos?
No, wait a minute. I didn't say nothing about that. Did I say that?
Very new to the city. He don't quite know the ropes yet,
- Who's there? - I die from that. What?
I mean, that is one hell of a shirt.
If you wanna call it by its name, that's strictly for fags.
It makes me feel good. It does.
the whole time you've been in New York?
during last week's prayer meeting on the air. Praise Jesus!
Oh, hell, I'm a hustler. You didn't know that?
You're a wonderful boy. We're gonna have fun together.
- It's good. - I gotta get out of here.
And women like me, goddamn it.
I'd consider it a privilege if you would have dinner with me.
Hey, they're taking our picture.
there have been 429 American casualties, 429 on the death list.
Rico!
No, you ain't wrong.
Where can I reach you? I'm gonna make this thing right
Yeah, movies. That's where you got that thing on your back.
She give it to me, boy. Give me the goddamn thing.
Mohawk Data Science is sixty-four and five-eighths,
And butterfly thoughts that glitter in your mind.
It's stupid, a stud like you paying. I mean, you don't wanna be stupid.
The American information officer says
Rico, I mean.
Well, I hope you know what you're in for.