Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What's the matter? How did you get crippled?

I don't wanna say hello to the dog.

- I mean, a little. - Yeah.

And then somebody yells, Hey, Ratso.

The X on the windows means the landlord can't collect rent,

I want you to take it. It's for helping me be good.

You're a nice person, Joe. I should never have asked you up here.

Why not? Why not?

Just because I happened to get out of a car. Would you believe that?

Y. What in the hell starts with Y?

Hold on. Hold it right there. You think I'm that kind of son of a bitch?

In fact, you can't scratch yourself without getting a bellybutton

You ain't getting me no doctor.

Say it! That's the ticket, boy.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, for God's sake.

- Sure. - Hi, cowboy. Got a cigarette?

You're the only one, Joe.

♪ Orange juice on ice ♪

It's right there in the corner. You wanna get it?

901, you got it? Hey, hold it a second, will you?

You throw in Sister Rosella, you got a deal, right, old-timer?

- Bring your knees up. - Come on out.

A big wet one till I see you.

Fabulous. Right away.

Now, look at this here, see?

Oh, I've been meaning to take that fridge up. Get it, will you?

I don't think I can walk anymore.

I'm talking about what people believe.

Excuse me, mister.

Give me a pillow.

- Yeah? - Yeah, she turned into

Just take your hands off of me. Don't touch me.

I think I'm gonna write a letter to the mayor.

Go ahead, just drop it anywhere.

I don't know. I don't know nothing about it.

Orbital module has failed to separate from upper-stage booster as planned.

Did you know that?

Got my own private entrance here.

- You ain't got no $25 on you? - No.

I don't want your books. How much is that worth?

You know what, I'd ask somebody else.

Oh, Joe, thank you. Thank you.

like turning on the charm for some pretty little blond lady, you know?

So who cares, right? Load up on the salami.

It's just till the Dramamine works. She gets carsick.

Right. Fine. OK.

Maybe we ought to take a little nap...

Yeah. I reckon it's gonna be easier for you, Joe Buck, than for most others.

On the American Exchange,

Come on, give me one of those pillows.

it's tendrils reaching out into space sometimes.

- I'm annoying you? - Why don't you say hello to Baby?

You're the only one, Joe. You're the only one.

my butt hurts, my chest hurts, my face hurts,

You're entitled to think what you want.

Hell, what do I got to stay around here for?

When's the last time you've been to confession?

Got the fever! I'm falling apart here

Front door. I mean, I don't care. Actually, I prefer it that way.

Who brought you?

They gotta have some kind of a middleman.

Daddy wants to say hello to you, Baby.

What the hell you doing in that getup?

You want me to stay. You're after something. What are you after?

I just had this funny image.

Gold and silver candlelight.

so call me at the office later. Yeah, OK. Bye-bye.

He needs you right now, tonight.

Yeah, he's fine.

You know what you gotta do, cowboy?