Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

isn't this really a case of conning a lot of lonely people?

- That's it, sir. - All right, take it.

And there you are, you handsome devil, you.

I'm falling apart here

Eleven-thirty in the morning, we get there.

She went crazy, if you wanna know the damn truth.

Hey, what are you doing?

Think I could have that other 10 now?

I'm getting you some soup.

- Well, I ain't cheap. - Yeah, birds.

you could be taking home 50, maybe $100 a day, easy.

Take it easy, but take it.

- There's 10, right there. - All right.

- I brought it in the same time. - Well, I tell you, I don't know.

Well, hell, I can't wait that long.

It's just one more up.

Because, I mean, like, what's the whole point of this trip, anyway? You know?

He's the one. He's the only one.

Yeah, all right.

I'm usually a very calm and collected person.

Boy, you're really dumb. I don't need you.

Are you speaking to me?

I'm gonna cash in on that, right?

Commonwell United, twenty-two and a half,

- You want a cigarette, sir? - No, thanks. Chew tobacco.

Knock off a couple of pounds,

♪ Grandma's gonna buy you a billy goat

I don't believe in any of that crap.

- We gonna be riding easy before long. - Give me some soup.

- OK. - And taxi fare for me.

Yeah, hell, yeah. And the men, they're mostly tutti-fruttis.

Yeah, around 8:30?

If you think I'm crippled, you should've caught him at the end of the day.

I'm a truly dangerous person, I am.

There's a lot of rich women back there, Ralph.

and see what happens.

Good strong back. You're gonna need it.

What was that all about?

Real damn penthouse, Cass.

What do you see? Look in there, boy.

Casualty reports have been issued.

Now, wait a second, lady, goddamn it.

That's good, sir, where's mine? The black Homburg.

And that's my remedy for insomnia.

The Statue of Liberty.

This whole kind of thing is spiritual, spiritual matters.

You must be Joe Buck.

I understand. A dame starts crying, I'd cut my heart out for her.

Look, I'm eating this shit, Ratso. Good.

I gotta have money.

He'd come home at night, $2, $3 worth of change stained with shoe polish.

Sorry, Tex, my mind isn't all here.

You think I'm lying to you?

Hell, I just come to collect my pay, tell y'all I'm heading up East.

You no have a hat here, mister. You gotta bring me the ticket.

Joe, are you available Thursday night?

This is Ron Lundy, love. This is WABC.

I'll give you $5 for it.

It don't matter where, so long as He gets that prayer.

Is this the Gentleman's Escort Service?

- How do you like that cheap bastard. - Let's see it.

In fact, in the whole goddamn metropolitan area.

I mean, I've been falling down a lot.

Beg your pardon, ma'am.