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There's always a rodeo in town, damn it.
Gotta take your time here.
Oh, God, I loathe life. I loathe it.
In New York, no rich lady with any class at all
You can bet your bottom dollar on that.
It all depends on what you believe in, you know?
I gotta get a doctor.
Get myself primed up,
- That's terrible. - No, see, she likes it.
- Wanna close his eyes? - What?
If I'd of caught up with you, there would be one dead Ratso
Would you like a cup of coffee?
Are you sure you're all right?
Where did you steal this?
There's a TV dinner in the fridge, loverboy.
I said, a person's gotta make a living.
It says, Broadway and Harmony Lane,
Some sort of outdoors work.
What's that sound like to you?
I can't go home or she'd die.
- OK? - Yeah.
Hey, horse.
It's free, then I ain't stealing.
That's why you're gonna stop crapping around about Florida
and he's going and swimming, like...
Hell, the only one thing I ever been good for is loving.
- Is that enough for you? - That's fine.
That's $9 right there, plus assorted change.
Hell, damn, you're sweating all over the damn place.
That's the first goddamn time the thing ever quit on me.
I ain't that dumb.
- Why are you here? - I don't know.
but I was laid up with this cold.
Sure is a powerful mother, ain't it?
What's the matter?
Aspirin, Mentholatum, all that crap.
"It's like nothing. It's like death. It's just nothing."
and I'm looking for the Statue of Liberty.
I mean, you see what I'm getting at here?
Why a cowboy whore?
All right, all right.
I sure have enjoyed being here.
- I was talking to the dog, Morey. - That goddamn dog.
and the weatherman says it's going down tonight.
- Thanks for the stuff. - Don't mention it.
No doctors, no cops. Don't be so stupid.
drinks all around and one for my friend here too.
containing prayer shawl...
Pardon me, ma'am. I'm brand-spanking-new in town,
Why don't you take that and buy a carton and do the job right.
- You're sick. You're sick. - No.
Please, you're annoying me. Don't start up again.
If I can find the hole that's...
Rico, Rico, Rico, Rico.
Oh, the electric's off. I don't mess with Con Edison.
It was beautiful, Mor, though. God, stop.
- My name's Joe. - Joe, oh, fabulous!
- How did they get off me? - I took them off.
Oh, my God.
I'm scared.
Joe Buck.
I believe it's as fine a time as I've ever had in my damn life.
or mine?
Don't touch. For God sakes, I'm late already. What time is it?
Oh, Christ.
Rico?
Did you know we were gonna make it?
John Wayne. Are you gonna tell me he's a fag?
That's terrible.
I swear to God. I swear on my mother's eyes. Here, nothing.
Here I am going to Florida, my leg hurts,
- Outdoor type. - A rebel.
Well, I think you take the 7th Avenue subway.