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by using a tunneling neutrino beam.
Hailing frequencies are open.
We have a Klingon vessel approaching
[ALARM SOUNDS]
to boldly go where no one has gone before.
Projection.
Prepare to drop cloaking shields and fire when ready.
l understand. Thank you.
Well, these are the more palatable choices.
Thank you. Data, you have the Bridge. Ensign Crusher, you're with me.
My father was captured in battle by Romulans and not allowed to die.
Take over, Commander Data. l'll be in observation.
l will serve this ship as first officer,
And your father?
KLlNGON 3: They are inquisitive.
not only to our ship but to the Klingon vessel also.
Yes. They are controllable
An emergency transponder?
You will report your observations to Lieutenant Worf.
and are headed for a rendezvous with the Klingon vessel, Pagh.
[KLlNGONS MURMURlNG AND CHATTERlNG]
They are returning our hail in proper language.
Them.
The reason is obvious.
That might have been one of the shortest assignments in history.
I am a fart rights activist
l've been assigned to serve this ship and to obey your orders.
About our future?
lts continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds,
We may have to stretch it.
You are Commander William Riker,
Who did you intend to send, sir?
Well, no one. l have not yet completed my full analysis.
And, captain, you're getting a fine officer.
l'm just your average everyday human being
l'm not convinced Riker knew of any plot against us.
lt's just l've never seen anyone of your species before.
You should ask.
Oh, that's fine.
lf he did, why would he have come onboard?
Either way, you can have it back.
Correct.
who happens to be a commander.
How did you come to that decision?
Didn't mean to offend you.
He will eventually fade of a natural illness and die,
l might be interested, sir.
[lN KLlNGON]