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Them.
You are Commander William Riker,
How did you come to that decision?
I am a fart rights activist
We have a Klingon vessel approaching
He will eventually fade of a natural illness and die,
Hailing frequencies are open.
Take over, Commander Data. l'll be in observation.
And your father?
Oh, that's fine.
Either way, you can have it back.
Projection.
They are returning our hail in proper language.
About our future?
by using a tunneling neutrino beam.
My father was captured in battle by Romulans and not allowed to die.
to boldly go where no one has gone before.
Yes. They are controllable
You will report your observations to Lieutenant Worf.
who happens to be a commander.
And, captain, you're getting a fine officer.
l've been assigned to serve this ship and to obey your orders.
lt's just l've never seen anyone of your species before.
Well, these are the more palatable choices.
Didn't mean to offend you.
Well, no one. l have not yet completed my full analysis.
Who did you intend to send, sir?
and are headed for a rendezvous with the Klingon vessel, Pagh.
l'm not convinced Riker knew of any plot against us.
That might have been one of the shortest assignments in history.
[KLlNGONS MURMURlNG AND CHATTERlNG]
Prepare to drop cloaking shields and fire when ready.
You should ask.
[lN KLlNGON]
KLlNGON 3: They are inquisitive.
l might be interested, sir.
Correct.
l understand. Thank you.
lf he did, why would he have come onboard?
lts continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds,
l'm just your average everyday human being
[ALARM SOUNDS]
l will serve this ship as first officer,
Thank you. Data, you have the Bridge. Ensign Crusher, you're with me.
We may have to stretch it.
The reason is obvious.
An emergency transponder?
not only to our ship but to the Klingon vessel also.