Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

RlKER: Commander William Riker of the starship Enterprise.
[BEEPlNG]
[ALERT SOUNDS]
To escort you to the captain.
[lN ENGLlSH] This is your second officer,
The substance appears to be a rare form of subatomic bacteria,
We are ready for transfer on your mark.
We are departing from Starbase Legion 155
Half impulse, Mr. Crusher.
Do not forget my rank.
Soon we'll get things running perfectly.
Are you finished?
Have you seen it work?
lt is confirmed that the organisms feed on some of the compounds
To die?
lntend? There's only one response.
Uh, good to have you aboard.
[BEEPlNG]
We are approaching Starbase 1 79, sir.
You should have killed me.
Heh. l'm abstaining in honor of your last hour onboard.
Perhaps you should.
KLAG: For a Klingon perhaps,
[KLlNGONS CHATTERlNG AND LAUGHlNG]
Science station, analyze.
[LAUGHS]
l had an opportunity to show the captain my superior capabilities,
Wrong, Number One.
What l don't understand is why.
No, sir.
How long before we make contact?
Yes, captain. That will take a couple of hours.
did you just fart?
You were trying to analyze it and messed up on protocol a little.