Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Chief, do you have any suspects at this time?

It's not for me. I'm not a girl like you.

Why in the world did you do that?

All right, Simpsons, the jig is up. We know you're in there.

I was working under the theory that your daughter was a werewolf.

Damn it. These windows are so hard to squeeze through.

Now, he's blind after a life of enjoying being able to see.

Okay. I'm coming right out the door.

Let's just get some sleep.

If the election were held today...

You read the "loves his daughter" by yourself?

A girl should have her own private diary.

And that Lisa Simpson is guilty.

- Let's get her that diary. - I agree.

Once when she was 3, I was quietly sobbing in the closet...

The dot also appears to be on my underpants.

Dad, you can't eat all those free samples.

Pfft. I could easily put them back in their original order.

Would an innocent person flee?

- What report? - The... Uh...

...about my favorite little star, Lisa Simpson.

But I'm glad you love me again.

- Chief, no. - Even I knew that.

My uncle died of crotch dot.

Number one, the Kingston Trio. Ugh. Number two...

Oh, Dad, you do remember something about me.

We'll find breakfast in here.

Go super dad on all their asses.