Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A girl should have her own private diary.

- Chief, no. - Even I knew that.

Once when she was 3, I was quietly sobbing in the closet...

And that Lisa Simpson is guilty.

All right, Simpsons, the jig is up. We know you're in there.

Let's just get some sleep.

- What report? - The... Uh...

The dot also appears to be on my underpants.

We'll find breakfast in here.

- Let's get her that diary. - I agree.

Okay. I'm coming right out the door.

You read the "loves his daughter" by yourself?

I was working under the theory that your daughter was a werewolf.

If the election were held today...

Pfft. I could easily put them back in their original order.

Now, he's blind after a life of enjoying being able to see.

Chief, do you have any suspects at this time?

Damn it. These windows are so hard to squeeze through.

...about my favorite little star, Lisa Simpson.

Go super dad on all their asses.

Dad, you can't eat all those free samples.

But I'm glad you love me again.

Why in the world did you do that?

My uncle died of crotch dot.

Number one, the Kingston Trio. Ugh. Number two...

Oh, Dad, you do remember something about me.

Would an innocent person flee?

It's not for me. I'm not a girl like you.