Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You read the "loves his daughter" by yourself?

But I'm glad you love me again.

And that Lisa Simpson is guilty.

It's not for me. I'm not a girl like you.

Once when she was 3, I was quietly sobbing in the closet...

Pfft. I could easily put them back in their original order.

- Let's get her that diary. - I agree.

Let's just get some sleep.

A girl should have her own private diary.

...about my favorite little star, Lisa Simpson.

Would an innocent person flee?

We'll find breakfast in here.

Why in the world did you do that?

Number one, the Kingston Trio. Ugh. Number two...

My uncle died of crotch dot.

Now, he's blind after a life of enjoying being able to see.

Damn it. These windows are so hard to squeeze through.

If the election were held today...

Chief, do you have any suspects at this time?

- What report? - The... Uh...

I was working under the theory that your daughter was a werewolf.

- Chief, no. - Even I knew that.

The dot also appears to be on my underpants.

Dad, you can't eat all those free samples.

Go super dad on all their asses.

All right, Simpsons, the jig is up. We know you're in there.

Okay. I'm coming right out the door.

Oh, Dad, you do remember something about me.