Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was working under the theory that your daughter was a werewolf.

- Chief, no. - Even I knew that.

- What report? - The... Uh...

A girl should have her own private diary.

Once when she was 3, I was quietly sobbing in the closet...

Oh, Dad, you do remember something about me.

All right, Simpsons, the jig is up. We know you're in there.

If the election were held today...

- Let's get her that diary. - I agree.

And that Lisa Simpson is guilty.

...about my favorite little star, Lisa Simpson.

Now, he's blind after a life of enjoying being able to see.

Why in the world did you do that?

My uncle died of crotch dot.

Damn it. These windows are so hard to squeeze through.

Go super dad on all their asses.

You read the "loves his daughter" by yourself?

We'll find breakfast in here.

Pfft. I could easily put them back in their original order.

But I'm glad you love me again.

Okay. I'm coming right out the door.

The dot also appears to be on my underpants.

Let's just get some sleep.

Number one, the Kingston Trio. Ugh. Number two...

Would an innocent person flee?

Chief, do you have any suspects at this time?

Dad, you can't eat all those free samples.

It's not for me. I'm not a girl like you.