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Listen, I'm so grateful that you're going to adopt Chloe.
if you are qualified to enlist in the greatest military force in the world.
Hey.
♪ Just give me something in return ♪
Anything else?
I swear I will spend the rest of my life fighting to make you happy.
Of course I do.
This is a Texas-style all-you-can-eat barbecue buffet.
Mom.
That's nice. Did you go anywhere?
-I will be right back. -[Muriel chuckles]
Everyone came early for the barbecue, I think.
And second, how was Aunt Nancy's appointment?
All right, please just--
Which one of us are you lying to?
[hairdryer whirs]
I promise you.
No!
[Doc] I'm so sorry.
Look, I underestimated you.
[groans]
We'll do a 30-day follow-up appointment to track how you're doing.
[softly] Yeah.
[scoffs]
That all sounds fine.
Well, then it's settled. Okay.
Look who it is.
Huh.
Hey!
[Doc] Honey.
[sighs] I'm just… I'm too exhausted to start over with someone else.
that his little Tara had become a big city girl.
Just don't start crying
You've got me nervous now.
[quietly] I know.
Well, it was an honest mistake.
♪ Nothing else matters ♪
because if you start to cry, then I'll cry,
How did you know that's why I was here?
I believe that's what you think,