Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

making a mix tape just for you.

we do humbly request thine permission

You remind me of a young, beautiful Strom Thurmond.

This is impressive.

- Tickets are on me. - Really?

Actually, I'm here to ask you out for dinner.

is happening in two hours when this bill becomes law.

when I was down, I called my mother.

I ain't scared of him.

What? Oh, my God.

are corn syrup and rubber nipples.

Whoa! "Smoke Dog."

Hey, can you not say that in front of the kids, please?

I'm not weird. Okay, everybody leave.

- Your new city council office. - Yes.

Yes. I am big enough to admit

You know, this is why people hate the government.

- No. - Then great work.

Ron Swanson. I'm here to fix it.

Excellent work, everyone!

That's what you do when you...

because this bill is going to start a long romance

I have wanted this perm since middle school.

Ron, it's princess rainbow sparkle.

Hi, I'm Andy. I really like your dress.

So when the Ann's away, the mice get perms.

Well, I don't know, maybe we should, you know,

What did you do for her?

we are saying to our citizens that this City Council

She tried to kiss me.

I just want you to be very proud of yourselves,

You know what? This is awesome.

that the 311 program is a moderate success.

Okay, why don't you, uh... why don't you sweeten the pot?

Councilman Jamm changed his vote.

for a little while. That's too much, Jerry.

I'm a city councilor with porpoise.

♪ Here I go, here I go, here I go again ♪

Ben and April should’ve been together

Almost out of gas.

Do you know what you're doing?

Chris, great idea.

You can have my office.

Councilwoman Knope traded my vote for her...

♪ k-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-p-p-i.

Yeah. He's got grandkids, okay?

Me to DITO everytime I use unli internet

introduced by Councilwoman Knope.

This isn't over by a long shot.

What are you doing in my bathroom?