Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Fuck you, I'm serious.

Wow, Robert Rodriquez has signed on to do a remake of Viva Zapata!

- Christ, take it easy! - We're not even engaged!

- Where's Jon? - He left this morning for L.A.

Amy, don't do this now.

Life is absurd.

It's unfair to compare the two. One is soldiers dying at Normandy...

You were just gonna leave?

He can't put that in there!

Rocky Marciano, Deep Impact, Swingers.

Look who's here!

All right. But 13, 14, they start getting broody.

...and then he knows that his son's the killer.

Excuse me I’m a Vice President!

Then he's gotta put one in his old man's head!

Are you angry with him about the car?

Eddie every time the car comes up

Fucking kid's in the garage getting high.

Guys, let's go to Tribeca Grill. It's cooler.

These aren't third act problems, they're in the second act.

She had to get a glass eye.

Not just any nightclub.

Janeane Garofalo.

We're drawing no conclusions. But what do you got?

My voice gets scratchy. It's not cool.

...and that death lies at the end of every road...

Hey, bridge-and-tunnel boy, chill out.

- How you doing? - Hey, how's it going?

See, you know what really pisses me off about my dad?

...got the most discriminating eye when it comes to T and A.

You think I'm wearing a wire in God's house?

I know your father forbids your coming down here.

...she's from Jersey. You see her first picture?

I didn't know I had a grandson.

After World War II...

A picture on the life of "Crazy" Joe Gallo.

You still listen to rap?

I'm not gonna answer unless you ask.

Yeah, where's the godfather?

My friend can't let it get out...

I'm a Vice President

And the father could go blind sooner...

The best pie in North Jersey. What do you want? It's taken care of.

- I'll kill you! - Dad!

Cameras rolling!

Yeah, I know. I just don't feel like it.