Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Billy Bob wrote something for Jon and he had me read it first.
Hey!
The world is a jungle!
I could play Joey Gallo but I don't want to act unless I can play myself.
- Janeane, her character's "Zephyr"... - That's her fucking name.
Tony's still resisting the Philly overtures?
Well, is there anything other than "bitch"?
- You can look but you can't touch. - I can't touch?
I guess I won't order us any espresso.
Fuckin Internet
Your looking for porpoise. Doing what’s right is you’re porpoise.
...and wants to humiliate the freak as much as he was.
Vince Vaughn is so cute!
I like those.
Want him to read something other than Hustler?
So he gets this fucking acid. Burns everything.
...with Harvey and Bob.
Vince Vaughn didn't come down there!
Don't you think that kind of talk could lead him to embrace these ideas?
Here, have a seat. Want some coffee?
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Don't take it personally. It's the process.
And she was in the hospital, and your father, he was the only one...
You listen to me now, you stupid bitch! You cannot use that story.
Picture's up. Lock up!
- I was premed at Yale freshman year. - Fucking Yale.
This is so absurd of you to get so bent out of shape!
- Where's Carm? - In the kitchen.
Fu***** Brilliant
Have I ever what?
She showed her true colors, that's all.
Fucking-A!
...Vince Vaughn is so cute!
- What? - The friend of mine...
It's a limited distribution, numbered draft.
- So now this is my fault? - No.
Come on. It's just us talking here.
What's her name?
Right.
Holy Fucking Shit! That thing is still alive?
Why yell at me? Even Grandma says the world has no purpose.
But what I was thinking was...
Oh, shit.
...but in the end, you die in your own arms.
...for their decisions, actions and beliefs...
Yeah.
We were only there a half-hour, then they wanted a tour of Jersey.
My apologies. That's the redeye talking.
You wake me up...
"Nigga, be a leader not a follower."
Thanks for coming, I appreciate it. Seriously.