Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Friends? Haley!
Now give me the 4 bucks you're holding out on.
You're Watching Two And A Half Men On CBS You're Watching Parenthood On NBC
If you don't tell me what you're doing, I'm gonna scream.
Jimmy?
(LAUGHING) Oh, go on.
Get that. Get that. Over there. Over there.
All right! LA, here we come.
NICK: I do.
PUTNAM: All right. All right. Let's not lose our tempers.
I must have stopped 50 times and asked about where those kids are. Come on.
Yeah! I got past the River Devil.
I'm gonna go find a telephone and call my dad.
(CROWD CHEERING IN DISTANCE) Wait a minute. Haley, look down!
Are you okay? Face all right?
have decided to eat their way across...
in T-minus two minutes and counting.
Than just another day
Its shadow's disappearing
What'd I do? What'd I do? Get outta here.
I'm in the sixth palace of Hyrule.
By the way, I'm headed to the championships, too.
I got her legs. What do you think? (MOOING)
You're gonna have to start over, Jimmy. Just stay calm, okay? Stay calm!
Jimmy.
(GAME BEEPING)
Who will survive at Video Armageddon? Remember what we taught you.
You're Watching Babylon On Sundance TV You're Watching Bringing Up Bates On Up TV
There is no way! I am not kissing a boy.
As mornin' light is nearing
Do you want me to get a ticket, too?
Look, he just picks up his little lunch pail... What is in that thing?
SAM: You have no sense of responsibility for this house!
(METAL SCRAPING)
who will survive, as we have 10 seconds, nine...
You're Watching Parenthood On NBC You're Watching Elementary On CBS
(SINGING)I'm traveling blind trapped in darkness
Let's get in the car, huh?
PILOT: Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Are you kidding me? That's warped.
Dad! He doesn't do anything. He doesn't say anything.
I'm being paid to bring your little brainless brother back. Now point him out!
Is Los Angeles specific enough?
I'm good at all of them. I have 97 of them.
Hi.
50,000?! You got 50,000 on the Dow-Jones Industrial Index?!
GIRL: Candy bars, bubble gum, licorice.
Whoo! Yeah!
I just want to let you know that...
Son.
MAN: All you gotta do is wait until the thing lights up. Uh-huh.
I wanted to show them perfection.
You have 10 minutes, and the player with the most points wins!
Come on, Jimmy! Go, go!
WAITRESS: Mister, we got 'em in all sizes.
But I'm telling you, anytime, I mean, he could just pick up and go.
Yes! Yes, he's found the warp!
Here, have a sucker.
Super Mario Bros. 3!
You're blowing it. You're late. Move it, move it, move it!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
(ANNOUNCER CONTINUES TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
SAM: Oh! Oh, shit!
She and Jimmy together, they'd both go nuts.
(HUMMING HAPPILY)
Huh?
The kid's a natural. A genius. A pro. He picks it up like lint.
MAN: Hey, we're trying to play craps here. Oh, forget it.
NICK: Corey? Leave me alone.
Okay, level seven? Let me get my book.
Jimmy Woods!
Okay. Down here. Down here.
Uh, I mean, that's right here.
Come on.
I can't survive on my own
Come here! Come here! Hey! (FLAMES ROARING)
Jimmy! Stop!
Yeah, California.
and somehow Jennifer got too close.
Yesterday, with Lucas, like I was something special to you.
(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
(GIGGLES)
Its shadow's disappearing
here's your 10.
(COUNTRY SONG PLAYING ON RADIO)
Wait a minute.
You could cash it in.