Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, we gotta pool our money. What do you got left?
Look. I've never seen anyone better, not even... Not even Lucas?
I got tons of friends.
You're Watching A To Z On NBC You're Watching The McCarthys On CBS
All right, now listen up, fruit fly. It's time to get real.
No, Dad, will you listen to me? What, you wanna see that happen? Huh?
(GAME BEEPING)
Oh, craps 12!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Excuse me. Mind if I ask you where you got that hat?
Don't tell a lie Don't be false or untrue
He knows Ninja Gaiden. We're in! That's great.
You can be lucky in love
He's about three miles south of the old Butte Road.
No, he is.
WOMAN ON PA: Number 255, Mora Grissom.
I got graffiti-on-the-wall monsters! I hate this place!
Come here! HALEY: All right, Corey!
Not bad. Not bad. MAN 2: Thanks.
Do you think they'd put him in a home after he'd won this?
I want to go with you. Forget it. You can get a ride back with Bateman.
Wait a minute. That's my 4 dollars.
Jesus! We can't even talk to each other!
(MAN CHATTERING ON TV)
He just kicked ass on Double Dragon.
No. Haley!
California.
What are you... Get off!
or no appreciation for living in this house!
He doesn't go to the river. He never even goes near the river.
Where are we? Oh!
You took it again.
Yeah. Not even Lucas.
I'm sleeping with my father in some dump on the highway.
Dad, pull over.
(WOMAN VOCALIZING)
You're Watching Adventure Time With Finn And Jake On Cartoon Network You're Watching The Amazing World Of Gumball On Cartoon Network
Mr. Putnam, my son has been on the road for almost nine days now.
It gets in your eyes It's making you cry
Okay, now where exactly are you in the game?
(DOOR SLAMS)
California.
I love the leg strap It's so bad
No, Jimmy.
WOMAN ON PA: Forty seconds.
Well, ladies, gentlemen,
Oh, yeah, you're telling me! You're the one with all the trucker friends.
or would you just like to be dumped at the border?
(GAME BEEPING)
Go! Run! Run!
It's all of us.
JIMMY: Please, Spanky?
But now, I am really gonna brain you out!
The turtle hit him with his boomerang.
Hey, hey, yeah
I know I have it around here somewhere...
Now I'm stuck here.
You're Watching Elementary On CBS You're Watching The Big Bang Theory On CBS
Hey, hey! What's going on over there? The three of you, huh?
She's out! She's out! She's out!
You're Watching Two And A Half Men On CBS You're Watching Mom On CBS
We have a new winner, number 169!
CHESTER: Not again.
Come on. Let's go.
Yeah. So?
We won?
Come on, Jimmy.
Put it on the field! Put it on the field!
What the hell am I doing here?
excuse my language, and I'd rather not have anything else go wrong.
COREY: Jimmy?
Just tell me the truth, Corey. Did you really have a chance?
Don't call me "man," all right?
Yeah?
Get the star!