Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

SAM: You steal my pickup and now you're drinking, and I don't like it!

he doesn't even go near the river

Thanks. Thanks.

He touched my drum set!

All right. Good.

It was. I fixed it.

Our first contestant,

Well, that's okay, 'cause, uh, you got a bus ticket.

No. Mrs. Bateman, as soon as I know where they are, you'll be the first to know.

You're Watching Portlandia On IFC You're Watching Blaze And The Monster Machines On Nick Jr.

What game is it? What game are they playing?

(WOMAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY ON PA)

You can do it. You can do it, Jimmy. Just... Go on.

The Power Glove.

All right. All right, there's no cause to get crazy.

the gorgeous Mora Grissom.

Dang, we've come all this way.

Where are you going?

Come here, you little freak!

Ladies and gentlemen, we have three contestants,

Let's see him beat that.

But sometimes he sends me back early 'cause...

My wife wants to go to California.

You really play this thing, huh? That's right.

Is that something original, Dad?

What are you doing? Let go of... Corey, take the money!

What is he, some kind of freak or something?

That's Christine's decision. She has custody now. You know that.

Oh, really? And, uh, where might we find this Lucas?

Here you go, Jim. CountingRampage andDr. Chaos,

I love the leg strap It's so bad

Okay, now find a warp, Jimmy. Find a warp! If he finds a warp, he can jump worlds.

If a girl walks in and carves her name in my heart

Look at the design... We got plenty of clothes. We need entertainment.

and starts over in World Two.

What?! A New camper! You didn't say there'd be a new camper!

Excuse me, miss. I'm looking for a couple of kids, this one right here in particular.

Where's your mom? She packed it in.

Okay. Wait, can you say that one more time?

WOMAN ON PA: From three finalists, one champion. Who will survive?

I thought, maybe when...

No, they're crisscrossing around the state. (STAMMERING) They're playing video games.

Well, it was pretty remarkable.

We better drop by the house, pick up some clothes.

Jimmy, stay there! Stay there, Jimmy! Look out, kid.

Leaving far behind my yesterdays

A lot of faith you got. Oh, will you stop, Haley?

Now my brother over here, now he could beat you.

ANNOUNCER: And the clock moves inexorably towards the final conflict.

Look, they're weighted, so they can put them in

why don't you just make yourself useful and get me a cold drink?

They're both my sons.

Jimmy, we're gonna do a little traveling,

and he hasn't even taken a hit yet.

in the middle of his Frosted Flakes.

Geez, Corey, you're so thick!

MAN: Christine!

(LAUGHS) That's very funny.

Yeah? So how is he?

Haley. Ah. Okay.