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I don't get scared!
Yeah. That's the best I remember us all.
Send me an angel
It was weird,
ANNOUNCER:...as we move into the final, and last, elimination round!
Come on. We gotta get out of here.
He's pulling over. What the hell are they doing? I don't know.
Hey! Sit down and shut up.
(CHUCKLES) Does he dress like you? No.
Look. I know how I told you I lived in some great place,
You wanna see 'em put Jimmy in a home? Corey...
I thought the old one was broken?
Nick and Christine didn't get along too well.
Video Armageddon will begin
I'm a desperate man. I could do anything. Very cute.
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(SCOFFS) Couple of kids.
He touched my drum set!
COREY: Yes, we do. Now look. Look at this. Look at this.
But I'm turnin' around 'cause now it's my time
It's very hot.
ANGRY VICEO
50,000? You got 50,000 on the Dow-Jones Industrial Index?!
so we can teach him the secret tricks in each game.
Get the star, Jimmy, the star! ALL: Five, four,
Than just another day
I guess, he just wanted to leave her in a place where she was happy.
Why didn't you tell me? He's a finalist! BATEMAN: What?
No... Mrs. Bateman, I'm gonna have to call you back.
COREY: How'd you do it? You only played for five minutes.
Easy rules to win the game
(TRUCK ENGINE STARTS)
Every one of ya. I want your driver's license numbers!
(CHATTERING ON TV CONTINUES)
WOMAN ON PA: Fifty seconds. Ha! Stay back!
Mister, you'll find your other son in the arcade.
Huh?
The hat.
His mother was right.
HALEY: Come on, Spanky. Faster, faster!
(CONTINUES GRUNTING)
I love the leg strap It's so bad
(SHOUTING CONTINUES)
Hey, where you going? You think I don't have friends?
Oh, come on.
ANNOUNCER: Jimmy begins World Two again.
Jimmy.
that they have never, ever, ever played before.
Jennifer.
You're Watching Two And Half Men On CBS You're Watching Mom On CBS
(YELPS) Wrong way! This way!
What about Corey?
Who knows? (CHUCKLES)
Right now
Jimmy Woods from Utah! WOMAN ON PA:78,180.
Corey, give them the money.
You're Watching Bad Judge On NBC You're Watching Paw Patrol On Nick Jr.
your soup, or, like, you know, your friend's soup.
What are they?
(GROANS)
we were their half brothers, but Christine didn't really see it that way.
So you always, uh, sit up here on the roof?
Jimmy's out cold in the house.
What the hell's wrong with this place?
Shut up! Oh, sure.
Oh, and, Spank,
(METAL SCRAPING)
Yeah, I mind.
14, 13, 12... Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy,
Send me an angel
(CHUCKLES)
Oh. Is that right?
Mrs. Bateman? Mrs. Bateman!
Follow me, Jimmy.
Pay 12. Pass 12. 5 on the pass line.
we have 72 out of 97, three of which he's had a little trouble with,
Yahoo!
ANNOUNCER: All right! Who is gonna win the 50,000 smackeroos?
I love the leg strap It's so bad
Hey, leave him alone! Give it back to him!
WOMAN ON PA: Lucas Barton, 1,300.
(GAME BEEPING)
From three finalists, one champion.
You said you'd have him back in hours.
WOMAN: Can I help you?
Oh, my God.
ANNOUNCER: And now the judges tabulate
Come on, come on, come on! Let's hear it from the rest of you! You've got me!
What the hell are you doing? What do you want? Get away!