Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I've got a copy of something or other by Art Linkletter in my office.
[Laughs] Very funny, wise guy.
- [Ringing] - Y'ello.
No, no, not me, friends. He's talking about himself.
[Laughs] Well, howdy, Homer. Ooh, thanks for dropping by.
- [Wind Howling] - [Kissing]
Take that, Prune Head! Now I'm Prune Head!
[Groans] That's true, but he shouldn't say it.
Ohh!
Thanks, everyone. I'm all better now.
Yes, Mr.Machray.Everyone you don't like is a Russian bot
Surprisingly, people are grabbing things with both hands...
- Aw, shoot! - [Sighs]
Son of a gun-diddilly-un! Those gilded edges smart.
N-No, that's not true. l-l-l-
Yes, but the records only go back to 1978...
- Take that, Dick Dastardly! Now I'm Prune Dastardly! - [Groaning]
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Was that, uh-Was that toilet always next to the refrigerator?
- It means he's cured. - That's what I said.
Ooh, a Rubik's Cube! Let's all work it together.
An answer to a question no-one asked!
Can't you morons leave me alone?
Relax. Can't you see how eerily calm it is?
Oh, there's so little left. "Creamed Eels"?
Hey, I haven't seen the movie, what's going on?
Dad, no! This may just be the eye of the hurricane.
Its woke! Its woke! Its woke!
- Whee, I'm Dick Dastardly! Bam! - [Yelling]
And a cement mixer full of hope and some cement.
Would you like reasoned analysis or hyperbole and confirmation bias?
I'm sure your insurance will cover the house.
- Mmm, satisfying. - What about, uh, fluorescent lights?
[ All Crowd Cheering ]
Gotta be nice. Hostility-diddilly-iddilly
- My main finger? - [All Talking At Once]
Oh, something is definitely wrong with this hallway.