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You two have loads in common. Sam's a single Buddhist.
She definitely was.
- You moved on pretty fucking quick. - Now's not the time to talk about it.
That's not a joke about David Blunkett.
The health club called - the receptionist job?
And I'm so hot
while I was having a widdle.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Solid as a rock
'Oh, Jesus, don't kill me, I'm not her date. Kill him.
she sucked me off...
Everything's turned from gold... into shit.
Oh, Nancy, don't marry those gays. Marry me.
Nearly, really nearly, finally got it together with Soph.
'Sophie's eating up his whole Buddhist schtick.
'Oh, God, it's gotta be me.'
- This is Sam. - Hi.
- I'm sorry? - You know, "Do I?" as in "Do I ever?!"
Mark Corrigan.
You think people don't have affairs? Everyone does.
What am I gonna do?
Later.
In Ancient Rome, they had Cupid.
Tony's never coming back.
'Oh, God, I love you. I love you so much.'
It's probably for the best.