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It's beautiful, isn't it?
Solid as a rock
Everything's turned from gold... into shit.
In Ancient Rome, they had Cupid.
'Oh, God, I love you. I love you so much.'
- I'm sorry? - You know, "Do I?" as in "Do I ever?!"
Oh, Nancy, don't marry those gays. Marry me.
The health club called - the receptionist job?
- You moved on pretty fucking quick. - Now's not the time to talk about it.
Later.
Tony's never coming back.
It's probably for the best.
'Oh, Jesus, don't kill me, I'm not her date. Kill him.
'Sophie's eating up his whole Buddhist schtick.
- This is Sam. - Hi.
while I was having a widdle.
That's not a joke about David Blunkett.
she sucked me off...
You two have loads in common. Sam's a single Buddhist.
And I'm so hot
Mark Corrigan.
She definitely was.
You think people don't have affairs? Everyone does.
'Oh, God, it's gotta be me.'
What am I gonna do?
Nearly, really nearly, finally got it together with Soph.