Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I'm sorry? - You know, "Do I?" as in "Do I ever?!"

You think people don't have affairs? Everyone does.

Everything's turned from gold... into shit.

The health club called - the receptionist job?

'Oh, God, I love you. I love you so much.'

That's not a joke about David Blunkett.

- This is Sam. - Hi.

What am I gonna do?

You two have loads in common. Sam's a single Buddhist.

'Oh, God, it's gotta be me.'

she sucked me off...

In Ancient Rome, they had Cupid.

It's beautiful, isn't it?

Solid as a rock

Oh, Nancy, don't marry those gays. Marry me.

while I was having a widdle.

Nearly, really nearly, finally got it together with Soph.

It's probably for the best.

'Oh, Jesus, don't kill me, I'm not her date. Kill him.

She definitely was.

'Sophie's eating up his whole Buddhist schtick.

- You moved on pretty fucking quick. - Now's not the time to talk about it.

Tony's never coming back.