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And if I meet somebody, and I probably will, we'll wanna come back and bone.
Yeah, you're right, much more believable. Jamie Lee Curtis, born a hermaphrodite - true or false?
'Brilliant. Probably looks like I was ready to punch him
I can't live
not brutally honestly.
Fancy a punt on the quizzie? Shit a bit of data out of that bunged-up brainbox?
'On the plus side, she's obviously confident I'm not a potential murderer.'
What?!
Just as long as you know I'm not a Tantric superman.
about you and your cock?
OK, why the hell not?
Oh, I love this!
Oh, really?
I don't know, Mark. I'm having second thoughts. He seems really happy.
Everything's turned from gold... into shit.
Paul, obviously, but for the sake of argument.
So, er... how's the marriage?
I say to Nancy, "Good luck with the interview"
I'll do the buttons, you do the answers.
But, um... it kinda got me thinking.
- This is for the jackpot. - Of course I'll back you up.
You're just jealous because you want to get married to Sophie.
I was gonna ask you to be best man but, actually, maybe I should ask Super Hans.
She didn't suck his widdle. It was a put-on.
Oh! You are gonna pay for that!
but John or Paul, who was the best?
"doesn't mean it's not brilliant."
'I'm a natural! Maybe I should try it on someone better looking.'
a joke.
So, Super Hans, what've you been up to?
Don't mind me.