Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Capital of Indonesia?

In modern days, it's the Home Office.

What do you want me to do with all your toilet books?

Hans, is it perhaps time we had a word with Jeremy?

'Got to let him make his own mistakes like Dad did with me and the Strimmer.'

but we were "Who's this wedding for, us or the tourist board?"

I can't give any more

I didn't want to - she's obviously into that sort of thing.

Listen, I wanted to have a chat about Nancy.

Hi, we're here to get married.

You got me all right.

Why should I have to go without a husband?

Super Hans is thinking about going back on the crack.

Yeah. He is a bit like a gherkin.

Mummy, Daddy, me, you... John Major.

Fuck, I can't believe she'd do something like that.

or so the cynics may say.

So you agree it's a terrible...

'There he goes, dead man walking.

Quite honestly,

You know what you should do?

Can you please stop doing that?

All England fans now

Me, bringing home the bacon for my fiancee.

Sounds like you're in a hellhole.

Stupid stuff. What DVDs we watch.

And now we're going to stay married

Don't you think... Nancy, isn't she using you... a bit?

Jez, you all right?

OK, I'll go and talk to her for you.

Long weekend, teaching sexual health

I'll have to have a think about you. I don't know if you can be trusted in a combat situation.

you'll forgive me, I haven't prepared a proper speech,

Yeah... brilliant.