Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can you please stop doing that?

I can't give any more

Quite honestly,

Sounds like you're in a hellhole.

And now we're going to stay married

I didn't want to - she's obviously into that sort of thing.

but we were "Who's this wedding for, us or the tourist board?"

Mummy, Daddy, me, you... John Major.

or so the cynics may say.

Stupid stuff. What DVDs we watch.

Super Hans is thinking about going back on the crack.

Me, bringing home the bacon for my fiancee.

Long weekend, teaching sexual health

You got me all right.

Fuck, I can't believe she'd do something like that.

Yeah. He is a bit like a gherkin.

Hans, is it perhaps time we had a word with Jeremy?

'There he goes, dead man walking.

Why should I have to go without a husband?

All England fans now

Listen, I wanted to have a chat about Nancy.

Yeah... brilliant.

You know what you should do?

'Got to let him make his own mistakes like Dad did with me and the Strimmer.'

you'll forgive me, I haven't prepared a proper speech,

Capital of Indonesia?

I'll have to have a think about you. I don't know if you can be trusted in a combat situation.

Hi, we're here to get married.

Jez, you all right?

So you agree it's a terrible...

OK, I'll go and talk to her for you.

In modern days, it's the Home Office.

What do you want me to do with all your toilet books?

Don't you think... Nancy, isn't she using you... a bit?