Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'What am I gonna do?! '

Wow, Nance, this is amazing.

Bollocks to love!

But if you ever want to call me about anything, then I'm in the book,

Oh, Jez, could you sleep on the couch tonight?

You mean we might start to...

Apparently there's an outtake where this extra gets piked and you can see all the...

Oh, by the way, we need milk. Later, Mark.

Anyway, let's get pissed. Bollocks to love!

Honey, you understand this would just be an administrative procedure, right?

'Don't get hung up, Mark. It's over. Case closed.'

I've just come to pick up some stuff.

Listen, Jez, honey, I...

Do you take Nancy as your wife

You'll have forgotten her in a week. You know what you're like, you big idiot.

but then perhaps that's appropriate, since this isn't a proper wedding...

- What? - Tony ran for the hills.

- What kind of animal was Rikki Tikki Tavi? - A mongoose.

Oh, affairs are great. They're simple and no-one gets hurt.

I know a couple of gay guys who'd be up for it but...

'Yeah, right, don't mind the maniac! How are we supposed to not mind him? '

I mean, although this obviously isn't a real marriage,

Oh, brilliant, what?

Hey, Mark. Oh, there you go, hubby.

Sam, mate of Darren's.

The guy is a stupid little... gherkin

Then... yeah, absolutely.