Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Do you take Nancy as your wife

You'll have forgotten her in a week. You know what you're like, you big idiot.

Oh, by the way, we need milk. Later, Mark.

Listen, Jez, honey, I...

Oh, brilliant, what?

'Yeah, right, don't mind the maniac! How are we supposed to not mind him? '

- What kind of animal was Rikki Tikki Tavi? - A mongoose.

Oh, affairs are great. They're simple and no-one gets hurt.

I know a couple of gay guys who'd be up for it but...

Hey, Mark. Oh, there you go, hubby.

Then... yeah, absolutely.

Sam, mate of Darren's.

The guy is a stupid little... gherkin

Apparently there's an outtake where this extra gets piked and you can see all the...

'Don't get hung up, Mark. It's over. Case closed.'

- What? - Tony ran for the hills.

You mean we might start to...

Anyway, let's get pissed. Bollocks to love!

But if you ever want to call me about anything, then I'm in the book,

'What am I gonna do?! '

I mean, although this obviously isn't a real marriage,

Bollocks to love!

Wow, Nance, this is amazing.

Honey, you understand this would just be an administrative procedure, right?

but then perhaps that's appropriate, since this isn't a proper wedding...

Oh, Jez, could you sleep on the couch tonight?

I've just come to pick up some stuff.