Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But if you ever want to call me about anything, then I'm in the book,

- What kind of animal was Rikki Tikki Tavi? - A mongoose.

Then... yeah, absolutely.

Oh, brilliant, what?

Listen, Jez, honey, I...

Sam, mate of Darren's.

'What am I gonna do?! '

Wow, Nance, this is amazing.

Honey, you understand this would just be an administrative procedure, right?

You mean we might start to...

'Don't get hung up, Mark. It's over. Case closed.'

Do you take Nancy as your wife

I mean, although this obviously isn't a real marriage,

but then perhaps that's appropriate, since this isn't a proper wedding...

I know a couple of gay guys who'd be up for it but...

Oh, affairs are great. They're simple and no-one gets hurt.

'Yeah, right, don't mind the maniac! How are we supposed to not mind him? '

Oh, by the way, we need milk. Later, Mark.

Bollocks to love!

The guy is a stupid little... gherkin

Hey, Mark. Oh, there you go, hubby.

You'll have forgotten her in a week. You know what you're like, you big idiot.

I've just come to pick up some stuff.

Oh, Jez, could you sleep on the couch tonight?

- What? - Tony ran for the hills.

Apparently there's an outtake where this extra gets piked and you can see all the...

Anyway, let's get pissed. Bollocks to love!