Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm positive that you are.

If we're both still single in an hour, let's get married.

You got Andy doing all your work for you?

No, I don't care about their relationship.

I'd be offended, Perd, but I know that we're buddies,

Just ask any question about his past or present.

Uh, I'm gonna go drop this off and pick up the mail.

or the stuff itself or this house even, really.

Wow. Who knew that watercress, garbanzo beans,

Welcome to Ya' Heard with Perd.

What were you, like, 12?

That should be some damage control.

and I even called Oprah.

That's all I have to hear.

I'm getting a cluster headache.

is have a chat with Ben Wyatt here.

Today's guest is Leslie Knope,

that we're also friends.

I'm gonna throw it away.

and we've got TV, newspaper, radio,

I better be the only person you kissed today.

Okay, look, we need to focus.

"If you sons of bitches try to remove this typewriter,

- All right, talk to me, caller. - What's up, guys?

And hopefully she'll call me.

and awareness is still pretty low.

I'm putting it out there like the secret...

Carnival rides, games.

Do you know how that feel... I should call her.

Unlike April, I still do not know

I mean, not too many...

Who hasn't had gay thoughts?

"Dear April's grandmother."

Am I right, folks?

It was super fun.

Well, is it too late to cancel?

Or Nanna... Gizmo.

BOOM... SADNESS

um, we aren't going to raise taxes,