Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Dear April's grandmother."

is have a chat with Ben Wyatt here.

I'm getting a cluster headache.

that we're also friends.

and awareness is still pretty low.

I mean, not too many...

or the stuff itself or this house even, really.

I'd be offended, Perd, but I know that we're buddies,

Carnival rides, games.

You got Andy doing all your work for you?

That should be some damage control.

I'm gonna throw it away.

Or Nanna... Gizmo.

Welcome to Ya' Heard with Perd.

Am I right, folks?

I better be the only person you kissed today.

Wow. Who knew that watercress, garbanzo beans,

I'm putting it out there like the secret...

And hopefully she'll call me.

Who hasn't had gay thoughts?

and we've got TV, newspaper, radio,

I'm positive that you are.

um, we aren't going to raise taxes,

That's all I have to hear.

Today's guest is Leslie Knope,

Do you know how that feel... I should call her.

Just ask any question about his past or present.

Well, is it too late to cancel?

Unlike April, I still do not know

If we're both still single in an hour, let's get married.

Uh, I'm gonna go drop this off and pick up the mail.

- All right, talk to me, caller. - What's up, guys?

What were you, like, 12?

No, I don't care about their relationship.

"If you sons of bitches try to remove this typewriter,

BOOM... SADNESS

and I even called Oprah.

It was super fun.

Okay, look, we need to focus.