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- [ Laughs ]
from the Hall of Dangerous Situations for Women.
- Must be all the birdseed granola bars.
some fiancée-ing to go do in my room.
Did you know pigeons come in 28 different colored designs
♪♪
as stupidity, don't you?
♪ To find a quiet space
♪♪
- I love your pigeon passion, but in birding,
♪♪
Best way to really connect with loved ones.
But, when matchmaker called and said
everyone's chaperone material now.
[ Alarm blaring ]
- [ Squawk ] - [ Squeaking ]
I meet dream husband --
if you good match for Peter.
- Glad you're okay.
with his eyes clenched [ Clapping] shut!
[ Laughs ] That stands for spouse-of-birder.
- -She can migrate south on me all winter long.
- I like the way you say
Your mother appears to be communicating with a bird!
♪ Like maybe
♪♪
- Oh, wait. Damn it.
- That thing is gonna ruin my manicure!
- Glad you could finally come!
- Susan? I mean, I'm Susan.
doing background checks, so,
[ Scissors snipping ]
- Baba find Svetlana new fiancé approved by village.
another school thing alone. That's something.
like birding club.
- I was? Oh, fabulous.
- ♪ I'm wastin' my time
♪ And I can't remember why