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Yep. Sounds weird.
Hard day.
And what's that?
How's school? Ah, piece of cake so far.
At my house, all the wives split the chores.
What's the big deal? She's a freak.
Dang, what's wrong with cranky pants tonight?
You know, Fi, every guy you've been with,
Maybe it's time you tried something new.
The old philosophical-professor...
♪ 'Cause you're not welcome anymore ♪
It's a little trite, don't you think?
Mommy? Kev, we're only taking in
Not enough.
Nope.
Hmm?
Pays for my boat.
Parcheesi? Monopoly?
and a stripper pole in that place.
that as we move to get recovery back on track,
No.
Wake up.
removed from
for most of it, but I figure,
Where am I?
In the meantime, pick your poison.
You planning on going to college?
Shoe
to pay for my stupid parking tickets.
Neither did I.
tax burden on the American economy,
Yeah? So?
for a skylight.
getting ready to cut a hole in the roof
I'm sure he's just on a bender.
Cool!
Shh!
Could get you an office job once you're certified.
What?
Shit.
as soon as he starts drinking again.
and the dorm and your meal card.
Okay. That's, uh, 36 bucks.
What? I got to leave.
No.
Starting pay is $20 an hour.
Do you see her picking cotton?
That girl that you're with...
Keep moving.
Here.
We gotta help Daddy stay busy and keep
I'm starting to chafe from the streamers.
Traded some old Hustler magazines with Rusty the Drunk.
into all his bullshit.
Uh-huh.
Candace?
Uh, no, forget it. Never mind.
Are you kidding me?
What?
And from that point on, you won't be able to hold a job very long
Uh-huh. Why is she texting you?
My chores. Don't you have any for me to do?
Clue? No? Yes? Maybe?
Plus, I'm picking up that temp check later.
Well, granted, I've been unconscious