Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I reopened the detective agency my old man used to own.

This could be a wake-up call, buddy.

But don't worry, we can change all that.

Oh, well, I'm, uh... I'm over at Miami General.

I ain't making no more tacos!

Are you serious?

You can do this, okay? Start the car,

Wow. I didn't know trainers did so well.

When's the last time you paid your rent when it was due?

It took a lot of balls to come in here.

Look at you, already improving the place.

The only guy he talks to is the guy who pays for his room.

I see guys like you my whole life.

they sell quite a bit of drugs in Colombia.

This way. Follow the officer.

Sweetie pie, are you deaf?

Looks like he killed the dog.

Do-er! Do-er! Do-er! - I'm a do-er!

"PAUL". This plan was just practice.

What the fuck did you do that for?

burn my fucking hair off,

It's a steroid-induced impotence.

Well, either you're dumb or blind, but that's fur.

Are you out of your fucking mind?

making a really nice cherry pie.

So I don't have a move?

One time in Hong Kong, I had to live for a week in a tree.

until I can get this worked out.

and you can't ask for more than that.

You do remember your high school days, don't you?

Well, what they did to you is un-American.

You want some? We could be tittie brothers.

Every man needs to fight for his dignity.

Im not gonna tell you Muda muda muda

This is delicious.

Don't make Pepe suffer.

My money! My money.

we should be able to do it in about 40. All right?

Because if you're willing to do the work,

Where did you get that dog?

*the most minor inconvenience in life happens*

I'm gonna shit in his bathroom. That's what I'ma do.

- Oh-oh! - Keep your hands off the new tits, pal.

- I'm not sure I like your attitude, sir.

I thought he had to be dead.

I feel kind of just like shit, John.

you know, if it seems like it would be fun to you,

Is this all for me?

but she doesn't exist, so...

You touch her, I'll fuck you up!

a diversionary fistfight in the hall.

- You ready to sign now? - No!

You said no violence.

The key to repeat business...

and his penis don't work, okay?

Well, I've been working in the penis industry for 19 months.

I hang at the house. Got a hot Cuban housekeeper

I need you to sit down right now and listen very carefully.

any money to leave town with,

Finger three, make America a better place.

My favorite neighbor.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I threw them all out.

is sacred, like with priests and lawyers.

but it sounds like a nonstarter to me.

I'll call you later to set a meet.

- Tell me. - No!

Come on, which one are you?

I was clean for nearly a year.

I can triple my investment in three months?

Target time in five seconds,

I don't just want everything you have.

And anybody could gain access to your room.

Okay? There are bad guys out there

And so is this.

Well, some people are pussies.

we're safe here in Old Cutler Cove Estates.

Enrique is our... ls our lead singer.

We were dancing and having such a good time

Lawn supplies, huh?

You hear me, Victor?

When he does, we'll get him.

was in United States.

Abort mission abort mission abort

Muuuustard on the beat hoe!

Thank God I left her!

He said he was going to sign the papers,

*The most minor inconvenience in life happens* Me: Calm the fuck down I gotta get a run.

- All right, big man. - All right, brother.

That pool's a very slippery surface

Oh, shit! No cash!

He said no one would get hurt. They hurt Pepe.

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I'm a drug smuggler eluding the DEA,

Now, come on, you're growing.

Kyle, do you accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior?

- Oh, John? - Yeah.

Come on, guys! I'm concentrating!

I made a deal with a friend of mine.

Look, when this is over, we'll all go camping.

Then we give you bus money and you're off the team.

'Cause that's some straight-up gangsta shit.

What happened to the Kershaws?

Gives the client security and a little extra help

Do me a favor, okay?

Hey, guys. You like it?

There's a white lady in there

One problem. He's got a live-in maid,

Here we get a clear view of our entry point.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

to some fucking weightlifter!

I've been here before. And I'm not proud of this.

A Colombian plus torture equals bad news, Ed,

to get what we need. Let's go, come on.

We're looking for merchandise to shock, incapacitate

and I got upset and he fucking fell.

"PAUL". I was trying so hard to be good.

Where the hell is he? You've got to be fucking kidding me!

You have any money here in the States?

Daniel Lugo. Write it down.

We, like, treat it here all the time.

Where's your wife now?

You won't remember his face. You have to.

And we thought we were gonna have to cast in London.

Get a forensic unit here right away.

- All right, cleaning supplies. - Check.

- Squat? - More like five.

Because she's the best dirty talker in the business.

- I'm coming for you. - Come on, baby.

- That is so hot! - No, no, no, no, no.

But with a shot of an engorgital

All the latest stuff. Want to start out with some curls?

- Grab her arm. - What are you doing?

rayen la trab7ek we rabi yjebhalik

I'll be your stepfather in about a week.

bring him out right through the front door,

I was born in Bogota', grew up in New York City.

But I did. I break guys for a living.

"SH". Daniel Lugo and Adrian Doorba!

This shit's my new best friend.

No bad violence!

Lawn and garden supplies.

Old Cutler Cove.

Okay, let me explain to you about your face.