Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

because we don't have a big Jewish population.

Aw, she'll love that.

Nancy's going back to her husband.

♪ The stars are brightly shining ♪

♪ In three quarter time ♪

It's a Christmas miracle.

"The Two Paths of Virginia Apple"?

for the cleaning ladies' Christmas gifts.

We'll just do it high school style.

Was she a bitch, or did you cheat?

♪ Painted candy canes on the tree ♪

and she'll get credit for it anyway.

It's funny, because it's kind of my thing.

That a man can have up to nine wives if two of them are male.

Well, he keeps telling me that he wants skinny jeans.

Weird in a good way, huh.

Your hair is looking less weird.

"Hey, Beantown" was the school musical Nancy and I were in.

Ugh, He takes the two worst parts of Christmas,

And since all your high school boyfriends are now gay...

and punch me in the throat?

The whole thing was so confusing,

♪ Things for you and me ♪

Ah, Good Merlinpeen, gentlemen.

Now this picture will be my "PhoLo".

So if you'll excuse me,

♪ So let's watch the Sox play ball ♪

Those dudes made it up

"Finger tagged" means I have been contacted

♪ The same thing too ♪

My first crush was Larry Wilcox.

Who are you facing?

She changed her status to "Weirdsies".

Nancy cupping Burt Reynolds' crotch at the wax museum.

♪ Frosted windowpanes ♪