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Don't tell my wife I told you that.
while I was in the bathroom?
You know, we'll get to spend some time together,
We only had two uniforms.
so he didn't just abandon you; He abandoned us.
If they weigh the same,
Hey, introduce yourself in your captain's voice.
and help him out.
What? No.
That means "turnip."
but you're a pretty crappy father,
and if they weigh the same,
I'm saving them
That sounds super exciting.
That's right; I call her Bianca
but you have to promise not to get excited and weird.
Everybody be cool.
Two tickets to this Sunday's
It's not my fault.
Is this how you want to die, Hitchcock?
It's about restaurants.
riding up and down on a teeter-totter of taunts.
Ah, Dad!
alarm's going off,
but I'm gonna find out!
Charles, I have cheated on women in the past
That's not my story.
So turns out
Tell them about Oregon.
She's been spending some time at her place.
Captain Holt,
There's a seesaw.
I highly doubt that, sir.
and give up now, Sarge.
can you dim the lights
They're not mine.
♪ Going up to the spirit in the sky ♪
So cool.
The captain talking right now, I came out of his body.
Yeah, bring it on, sir.
It's the least I can do
They mock me in my sleep,
♪ That's where I'm gonna go when I die ♪
It's disgusting,
Terry's mouth is full of donuts.
Great name.