Sebben and Sebben Employee Orientation - Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law [S03E11]

To understand the history of 7 and 7, the company,

you must first understand the history of Phil Ken 7, the man.

his own case, he successfully sued the maker of the binder clip, and with that money, started

and this is just off the top of my head,

There's the wrong way to do things, and then there's the seven and seven wrong way.

Training.

overhead, so I know, let's inflate our billable hours.

can take advantage of a carefully managed 401k plan.

Recognition for getting that thing.

of their profession.

No, you're just an ordinary employee who will never be burdened by huge sums of money.

God, how much more stupid, how loathsome and dense, how execrably gullible...

Let's see another example.

Congratulations.

Kind of a sexy thing with a mom.

and placing first in the world's strongest man competition.

Oh, you're still here.

No, really, you're fired. Leave.

in themselves first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first,

You're almost ready to go to your new desk and join the proud ranks of 7 and 7.

Shouldn't you be up at work by now?

As a new employee of 7 and 7, you

how about a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

the sensitive topic of sexual harassment.

Ah, this is all too complicated.