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If you're gonna hire Machete to kill the bad guy,

You’re fired!

I get it right there out of the dam.

I was earlier tonight.

We gotta fight them off.

I was cold. I took your fucking jacket.

It'd just do the same goddamn thing that the blood did.

Yeah, baby. Stay.

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I want you to shoot them, okay?

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- Don't you mean see you later? - Of course.

Would you like to tell me what happened?

I'll be right there.

Where do you think you're going, you fucking bitch?!

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Rated NOT RATED.

Now, if we don't sever that arm now, it's gonna take over your chest,

You can call me whatever the fuck you want- I don't give a shit.

# See the pyramids along the Nile #

kind of look like Ava Gardner a little bit.

I shot at them.

She is a possession.

Smokin' them goddamn cigarettes.

...they just fucked with the wrong Mexican

Hey, your tooth fell out, too.

Hey, my other tooth fell out.

And for that I will pay you $150,000...

Can I interest y'all in a plate of soon-to-be-award-winnin' barbecue?

Line It Case Of The Stolen Past

As you may know, illegal aliens such as yourself

I got Edge IP Restricted on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day 2024!

I gotta get home. I'll see y'all tomorrow.

and within this small percentage lies a cure.

I made you laugh.

We don't want you checkin' out right this-

- Let us go. - Tell me why we should.

Not today! Not today!

Look what you did to our son!

Talked about it enough.

- Uhh! - Aaaaah!

Anyone seen my spaceship

And after my red-headed friend...

and you're gushing blood and pus through every sacred hole in your body.

14 days? No way. I mean-

Cup of coffee and a pack of cigarettes, please.

who's filling in for julie and glynn white? rejavia notlan.

You took the jacket.

Rated X! No! Rated R! No It's Not Going to be rated X!!!

Don't touch anything.

You got nothing to say, huh? That's funny.

Two against the world.

And the little bullet hits you right there.

She's on her way.

Hey, what happened to your tooth?

Dance for me, motherfucker.

Get your sorry ass in here!

Class-A clusterfuck.

And you know what?

and don't fuckin' touch anything!

Don't taunt me, tramp.

Well, normally I would.

Now I want all of it.

I made Jesse a plate of barbecue so goddamn good,

It's like, uh, connecting the dots.

My leg's stuck in the door!

Go on and have a seat anywhere. I'll be right in.

I am not leaving you here like this.

right there where the old one was.

That's what I'm talkin' about.

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What do you think of the leg?

Baby... get the needles.

And if anyone comes to the door that isn't me,

Somebody grab the slaw!

You'll like it, 'cause it's stinky, like you!

Blood is salty.

The helicopters are on the other side of this wall.

I looked for it for two weeks.