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- I'm really sorry. That was huge! - Yeah. That's...
All right, look.
Oh, shit! For real?
You don't really think she's a... a witch, do you?
Revolutionaries from all over the country had come together to gather
Dennis and I are cool, right? We're not on your shit list?
However, I do desire to seek further counsel with the lady.
Revolution! That's great! I'm completely on top of that!
No, I don't think that the voice is entirely necessary, so I'm not gonna do it.
Um, excuse me, this is a good plan, okay?
- Rip it right off the wall. - Whoa, guys, guys, guys.
Now, get me a flagon of ale. Get your own ale, dick.
Good one, witch
Oh, my God. If the British come in here and find this body, we are screwed.
- Maybe skim too much. - Yeah, let's tell the false story this time.
Cricks, back it up a little bit.
in the cracking of the Liberty Bell?
Now let me hear the voice.
The liberty bar.
- You spit in my face. - Oh! Yep. Yep. There it is.
Are you saying your gay?
sodomizing the king whilst the queen is forced to witness.
I'll get you, my pretty!
Are you okay? Are you dying?
Will you look at that? Sons of Liberty.
Knock this story!
No, look. I'm holding homeboy's arms back.
- Absolutely. - Well, then tell me about it.
. .
Yeah. And you're going to be deformed for the rest of your life.
Poofs
- I shall buy your guns! - No-no-no-no-no, not yet.
Well, what's done is done. That's all in the past now.
I mean, a lot of presidents somehow end up looking like women.
Sit tight, sir.
You keep your sister as your slave?
Nayeth, Nayeth Bad Intel there
You know that chick I've been banging down at Independence Hall?
Hey, guys, come on. Please help.
Nayeth, Bad Intel there
Yees...!
. .
If we're gonna get this declaration into the hands of the queen,
- Good day, sir. - Good day. Oh!
are you sayin’ you’re gay?