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In order to be considered as a historical site,
- First and last, please. - Son of a bitch.
Your dumb-dick partner walked into the bar
that's mustard!
Brings the tribe together
One, two, three.
I mean, taxation with representation, right?
Shit.
But which of you gentlemen happens to be
Get back to the bar!
Good with women? You mean good at women?
dress like you're dressed... British peons, okay?
the highest ranking military officer here?
...you have made me the happiest man alive!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You son of a bitch.
Oh, that's not good. We didn't mean to...
You talking about garments and jewelry?
Have you now?
- No! - No, no!
- Yes. Shoot. - All right.
Try on me.
I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT
Cricket. Colonel Cricket.
I do not give a shit, madam!
He really lobbed a big hunk off your head up here.
We're not gonna give it to you for free.
Uh, may I help you gentlemen with something?
He really has an ugly face.
Yeah, I’m pretty sure… pretty sure
- Let me tell the story, Charlie. - Okay.