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I'm not your slave anymore, Franklin.
Are you going to drink the beer?
- Mm, the fat one. - She's not that fat.
as part of the walking tour of Philly.
She cursed the gun.
very good with women.
- The pumpkin's innocent! - Shoot the pumpkin.
You know what? We don't condone that sort of thing, okay?
Why is the witch lady shooting at you anyway?
are you saying you’re gay??
Sodomites in frilly lace.
or you can be a burned up witch outside.
as we possibly can for that Colonel Cricket.
Damn those Sons of Liberty sons of bitches, Dennis.
Yeeesss
- I am a fool... - Yeah.
Cause i really, i've had enough of this dude
And I curse both of you and all of your stupid guns.
We'll get away with it!
imagine us back in my sprawling manor in England.
Yeah, like, we got tarred and feathered for your ass, so...
Ah, well, Colonel, we are the owners of the fine
and then he couldn't drop the she-male thing,
We are in dire straits here, okay? We need a change of plan.
Shit! Bro we just cracked the liberty bell.
Brings the tribe together.
- Such a good story. - Maybe she didn't understand the story.
Wait, why would we want to be free from the British?
- It's look cool. - It looks pretty good.
Ah, hello to you, sirs, and to you, ladies.
I will beat the man about the face and the neck
You listen to me, you pale-faced English dickhole,
- Yeah, let's get it down, man. - Let's take it down.
Damn Your Necromancy, Woman!
I'm really sorry that was huge! That hit you right in the face, didn't it?
- and the queen is impressed. - Yeah, that's a bad guy, that's not the king.
You can just take them and force them to do whatever you want.
We're gonna have to work up to that, though, 'cause you are crazy ugly.
Actually, that is why we're here. Uh, we drew up this declaration.