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- I am a fool... - Yeah.
Yeeesss
Actually, that is why we're here. Uh, we drew up this declaration.
imagine us back in my sprawling manor in England.
Damn those Sons of Liberty sons of bitches, Dennis.
- Such a good story. - Maybe she didn't understand the story.
Damn Your Necromancy, Woman!
I'm really sorry that was huge! That hit you right in the face, didn't it?
very good with women.
Shit! Bro we just cracked the liberty bell.
Why is the witch lady shooting at you anyway?
You listen to me, you pale-faced English dickhole,
- and the queen is impressed. - Yeah, that's a bad guy, that's not the king.
- Yeah, let's get it down, man. - Let's take it down.
I will beat the man about the face and the neck
I'm not your slave anymore, Franklin.
Are you going to drink the beer?
You can just take them and force them to do whatever you want.
Wait, why would we want to be free from the British?
We are in dire straits here, okay? We need a change of plan.
She cursed the gun.
- It's look cool. - It looks pretty good.
- Mm, the fat one. - She's not that fat.
- The pumpkin's innocent! - Shoot the pumpkin.
Yeah, like, we got tarred and feathered for your ass, so...
Sodomites in frilly lace.
as part of the walking tour of Philly.
are you saying you’re gay??
Brings the tribe together.
We'll get away with it!
Cause i really, i've had enough of this dude
Ah, hello to you, sirs, and to you, ladies.
as we possibly can for that Colonel Cricket.
You know what? We don't condone that sort of thing, okay?
We're gonna have to work up to that, though, 'cause you are crazy ugly.
Ah, well, Colonel, we are the owners of the fine
and then he couldn't drop the she-male thing,
or you can be a burned up witch outside.
And I curse both of you and all of your stupid guns.