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It's just gonna distract us.
How are we gonna to do that?
Patriots meeting in our bar, speaking of revolution and freedom.
What is the sleeping situation in here?
I've had enough of LightCodeGaming.
Yeah, hey, Cricks, when the reinforcements get here,
- You know, you don't get it. - Let's get the ale. The ale.
Let's try this one.
- I shall buy your guns. - Yes!
Gentlemen, I think this meeting is adjourned.
Clearly, the British are gonna win this thing
and never see you two bitches again.
So, uh... what's the buzz, huh? What are we all talking about, huh?
Well, the year was 1412...
Well, your wooden teeth whistly-tooth thing? That was bad.
Ho, there, sir.
Wait, wait, wait…check his pulse
- Myth. - Bad intel there.
Permit me to hide out here till British reinforcements arrive
Yeah. Well, all the patriots are doing it, including Washington,
- Deal. - All righty!
- Are you saying you're gay? - All right, escort them out!
and massacre the entire lot of rebels.
- We're going to pay you. - Oh, yeah. We gotta pay you.
...I was smitten.
No, no, no, don't die yet! Don't die yet until you get me to your mansion.