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All I could think about was food. I had to get out.
I guess we could use some food in our lovemaking.
Wait.
You banks are all the same...
who's filling in for ritoo? arena.
I'm - I'm also an architect.
- Kramer, I'm not shaving your neck. - Oh, so my blood's not enough?
I was covering.
Fine.
Well, I got no a.c. and I gotta keep the blood cold or it'll go bad.
He was 96 years old.
Poor Chuck Mangione. He went too early.
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Oh, Mama.
my bohoouppery auntie chris always thinks her godson is a blohouppepriiihiieirlauosy. well auntie chris always her godson is a bohooupepriy booauip baump binnbaup bohouohextinguiishedbaump.
Elaine.
You know, play with something.
Scissor mishap, air show disaster, Chinese organ thieves.
All right, no more lies.
Sleepy here's quite a weasel. Maybe he can bat for you.
Jerry, I tell you, if this woman dies...
Sex is about love between a man and a woman, not a man and a sandwich.
There's something wrong with your car.
How many sessions did my parents pay for?
That is nice to know.
Oh no, where’s the blood??
What in holy hell
We just came to town for funeral.
...you know, all lurchy and awkward.
...it is gonna be a major inconvenience.
You should take better care of that thing.
...and pick up that medicine ball.
- Did you give blood? - No, no, not giving. Hoarding.
- Isn't Elaine fantastic? - Yes, she is.
If you think of anybody, give me a call.
What is that?
Gonna need some chocolate here
So, what do you say?