Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Good. They need someone who can get through a chromatic modulation
You too, ma'am.
I bet that's exactly what happened.
Is it to impress that Deirdre lady?
because I prefer the less formal "toldja."
Not if they follow the Bible.
-How many fingers am I holding up? -Three, Miss Clara.
Oh, it's too cold and shiny for me.
No, it's not.
The only thing that stopped Bernice was the pressure and the sugar.
So she used my sin to get us moved all the way to the back.
they're not hypocrites because...
And I'm not running away.
Oh. Like Seinfeld.
Especially if you care about Artie.
The Easter Krampus!
Honey, you be Ruth and shoulder my burden.
Go, church!
No, she's not, Titus.
That woman's a user, a gossip, and a snake in the grass.
We're getting to the best part: shopping!
Oh, no.
Then we can expose her to the whole church.
and I run the Easter clothing drive.
Listen to me, Kimmy. Ladies like that are trouble.
And now it seems the poor thing is Grey Gardens-ing.
They use this as an excuse to be as shady as they want to be.
but as the Spirit moves you.
Because we're above it all now. Listen to Mommy.
I'm a good person, Kimmy.
No one on the message boards told me his wife died.
"Humble yourself, and God will give you grace.
but trying to be better.
-Amen! -Tell the truth!
Listen, I'm not like you. I don't care what people think.
Must... stay... conscious.
Because that 12-year-old boy who got kicked out of the choir...
That's gonna be, uh...
maybe there's no such thing as real religion
Uh-huh. And why would she do that?
A woman crashed her car into the mayor's house this morning.
- A rube! - Oh, she misunderstood.
About you.
Is this too Egyptian for a seder?
I just think you need to know some things
-What do you do for a living? -Renaissance man.
I was asked out by a hideous but very wealthy man