Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, Ted. Uh-uh.
but you're not angry with God...
You th-- Yeah? I guess so.
Hell of a guy.
Oh, yeah. It's hard. It's hard. I mean, each week someone...
No, Matthew, the copier, where we make copies.
I modified the document feeder so it would collate faster.
- How many verses does this song have? - Thirty.
Look, I salvaged your favorite monkey wrench.
No, I'm not upset at all. I'm not--
a favorite song or book, movie, anything?
like a case of soda pop that's been in the garage too long.
Yeah.
No, Dave! No, no. You can't keep it all bottled up inside...
and he choked to death.
I mean, eventually it's-- it's gonna explode.
fill me in on the last few years of his life, give me some good Ted stories.
A fact I only learned moments ago.
No, I'll just come back later. This probably isn't a good time.
[ Sighs ] Joe, I can say this without any exaggeration.
All right. What do you say we just hit "copy"?
I'm-- Well, I'm fine. Sure you are.
I think... no matter how well you know a person, I think you always wish you knew 'em better.
Apparently he, uh, you know, looked after the books...
Well, basically, Ted's family asked me to give the eulogy at his funeral,
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