Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is that your monkey wrench?
I guess Ted's death did affect me. That's w-weird, isn't it?
Star Wars was one.
I-I'm not venting, all right? I was angry at Matthew.
No, Matthew. The copy machine.
♪ Was a clever beast ♪
You know, toilet water is, like, almost the same...
- No. - That is so stupid.
Yeah. And remember, there are no taboos in grieving.
- He died, Matthew. - "And I'm dead!"
No, no, really. I'm-I'm-- I mean, I'm--
Ted's death was nothing but a freak accident.
I didn't know the guy, all right? I-I-I-- I'm fine.
And then, you know, she left, and now...
Off the hook, eh, compadre?
[ Chuckles ] What are you doing at my desk?
Just take-- It's hot. then he would h--
Hey, I hear someone's in the market for a few good Ted stories.
Well, at least Ted didn't die in vain.
You sure? I'll be fine.
It's all right. Okay?
[ Light, Rapid Knocking ]
Hi, Dave. I was wondering if you could help me edit this piece on--
But if it's too soon for you to talk,
Hey, get out of my purse!
[ Together ] Oh, my God!
What happened to Ted was a freak accident, and I can prove it.