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Well, thank you for calling.
"on the Web at www.freakzilla.com.
D-Do you mean to say that the actual service is gonna be...
Get away. Get away! Get away. Get away.
You doin' all right, Dave? Yeah, fine.
Is that possible? I don't know. I'm tryin'.
- I'm not crying. Not crying. - Okay.
Just please-- Just get out. Remember, Dave, just remember: no taboos.
and I got a big fat tie, and I wanna make 20 copies of it."
Yes, I'm fine. Joe, you gotta stop blaming yourself for this.
Look, I may not have known Ted well while he was alive,
He took a bullet for me in the battle for San... Luis Obispo.
I'm saddened by the death of another human being, obviously,
Oh, I thought I heard you crying.
retrieved a pair of scissors and cut himself loose from the machinery--
What, are you gonna use your feet?
'Scuse me. 'Scuse me. 'Scuse me. 'Scuse me. Wait, wait-- What?
Dave, really, I don't think today's the day to, you know,
- What are you gonna do? - I'm gonna open it up and fix it...
Not telling it like it is.
[ Joe ] Yeah, I guess.
Had Ted simply dragged the photocopier over to Beth's desk,
Don't get me wrong. I'm as upset as anybody about this. Bill--
[ Laughs ] No.
but, you know, I really didn't know the guy.
[ Scoffs ] Bravo.
[ Sobbing ] I'm fine. I just--
Even if I... dangle my tie over top of here, nothin' happens.
♪ [ Imitating Electric Guitar ]