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Far from being upset. I-I'm really quite the opposite, what-whatever that would be.
You remember Ted, the guy that died last night? Yes, I remember.
I should just let you finish those so you can get back to your grieving.
I know. That's what I said-- the coffee machine.
Well, not really.
I gotta-- I gotta go.
It's just not going to happen, Joe. [ Whirring ]
[ Groans ] "Dear everyone,
I can't do it. Yes, you can.
No, no. He worked here for, uh, five-- uh, six years, actually.
Hey, Joe, the demonstration's over, so what do you say you get back to work, huh?
Take that guy for example. I mean, he's probably worked here for years.
You okay, 'cause--
Sure, I'm upset. In fact, only moments ago, I was...
♪ Now we're really, really really, really rockin' ♪
The "coffier" where we make coffees?
And you-you have the-the nerve, the gall to call him an ass!
All right. You killed Ted. Big deal. Am I right?
into Bill's secret repository of tasty Ted-bits and fond Ted-memberances.
[ Clicks Tongue ] I'm gonna close the door behind me,
"I've decided to take my own life.
You know, my dog used to drink out of the toilet all the time and nothing happened to her.
Hey, Dave, I-I came as soon as I heard.
So... you're not upset about Ted's death?
- Ad Sales, did you say? - Accounting.
Well, if there's no picture here, I--