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Ew. You fished it out of the toilet?
I figure if I stayed in here, at least I wouldn't be able to hurt anybody.
I'm kind of in the middle of, uh--
apparently Ted was working here late last night on his own and, uh--
Look, I didn't know him either, all right? I mean--
Um, please, have a seat.
Well, what's goin' on?
♪ But one day Ted met an elf named Matthew ♪
Ew. I don't want that!
[ Chortling ]
Well, just tellin' it like it is. No, you're not.
Yeah, right. Yes, yes.
See, that's the chorus. It goes on and on and on.
Really, I-- I avoided him like the plague.
but I'm sure that it's really quite a different situation, all right? [ Grunting ]
Who are you, sir?
- Ted. He's in the-- - What department does he work in again?
What?
Thanks for lettin' us use the office. N-No problem.
Ted? Well, uh, he was, uh-- he was-- he was very, um--
but I do know that he had his passions.
And apparently he was also a devoted member of the...
It doesn't matter how it comes out, as long as it comes out.
venting my anger at God for, uh, taking away my friend Ted.
♪ From the chaotic evil thief lord ♪
Yeah, I was kind of afraid that might happen.