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but I think his head has already gone down for the count.
Hello, everybody, and welcome to The Muppet Show.
So Dr. Bob is going to pieces,
Be-dah-bah-bah. De-bah-bah.
You like them more than food, I guess, huh?
(♪ "The Muppet Show" theme)
Oh, well, that's funny, you know.
I'm sorry. I don't have time to talk now, Kermit. I...
Shut up, you black-hearted hellhound.
Well, it's the first time that pig's scored in her life.
Good grief, the comedian's a bear. You Can’t Do That To Kermit, Timon
(♪ rock)
In the first few rounds, I will work on my body blows.
Say, a funny thing happened to me
Back! (yells)
(all cough)
Then I'll go for my head. Be-dah-bah-bah-bah-bah.
better known as Maurice the Magnificent!
Gotcha. OK, here we go.
"Good grief, the comedian's a bear."
No, it isn't. Yes, it is.
Not so fast. Tonight, I am going to use your assistance. Stop Him, Fozzie (2002)
♪ It's time to light the lights
Well, which "here"? Another "here."
(clucks) Wanna bet?
(♪ fanfare)
when it comes out, don't anyone scream.
♪ "It isn't really anywhere"
(gasps) You mean you're attracted to me?
You and I are going to tell the world's funniest joke.
Dance!
Hiya, hiya, hiya! You're a wonderful-looking audience.
We've had a great time,
OK, time once again for that furry fuzzy funnyman,
He's our new drummer. He begins next week.