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Hiya, hiya, hiya! You're a wonderful-looking audience.
(clucks) Wanna bet?
You and I are going to tell the world's funniest joke.
Gotcha. OK, here we go.
Good grief, the comedian's a bear. You Can’t Do That To Kermit, Timon
(all cough)
but I think his head has already gone down for the count.
I'm sorry. I don't have time to talk now, Kermit. I...
Be-dah-bah-bah. De-bah-bah.
We've had a great time,
Shut up, you black-hearted hellhound.
better known as Maurice the Magnificent!
Oh, well, that's funny, you know.
(♪ "The Muppet Show" theme)
OK, time once again for that furry fuzzy funnyman,
Well, it's the first time that pig's scored in her life.
(♪ rock)
No, it isn't. Yes, it is.
Then I'll go for my head. Be-dah-bah-bah-bah-bah.
Back! (yells)
when it comes out, don't anyone scream.
In the first few rounds, I will work on my body blows.
Say, a funny thing happened to me
Dance!
So Dr. Bob is going to pieces,
(♪ fanfare)
You like them more than food, I guess, huh?
"Good grief, the comedian's a bear."
Not so fast. Tonight, I am going to use your assistance. Stop Him, Fozzie (2002)
Well, which "here"? Another "here."
(gasps) You mean you're attracted to me?
♪ It's time to light the lights
Hello, everybody, and welcome to The Muppet Show.
He's our new drummer. He begins next week.
♪ "It isn't really anywhere"
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