Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hiya, hiya, hiya! You're a wonderful-looking audience.

(clucks) Wanna bet?

You and I are going to tell the world's funniest joke.

Gotcha. OK, here we go.

Good grief, the comedian's a bear. You Can’t Do That To Kermit, Timon

but I think his head has already gone down for the count.

I'm sorry. I don't have time to talk now, Kermit. I...

Be-dah-bah-bah. De-bah-bah.

We've had a great time,

Shut up, you black-hearted hellhound.

better known as Maurice the Magnificent!

Oh, well, that's funny, you know.

(♪ "The Muppet Show" theme)

OK, time once again for that furry fuzzy funnyman,

Well, it's the first time that pig's scored in her life.

No, it isn't. Yes, it is.

Then I'll go for my head. Be-dah-bah-bah-bah-bah.

when it comes out, don't anyone scream.

In the first few rounds, I will work on my body blows.

Say, a funny thing happened to me

So Dr. Bob is going to pieces,

You like them more than food, I guess, huh?

"Good grief, the comedian's a bear."

Not so fast. Tonight, I am going to use your assistance. Stop Him, Fozzie (2002)

Well, which "here"? Another "here."

(gasps) You mean you're attracted to me?

♪ It's time to light the lights

Hello, everybody, and welcome to The Muppet Show.

He's our new drummer. He begins next week.

♪ "It isn't really anywhere"