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(♪ waltz) Waltz.
Jam! Jam!
I find myself strangely attracted to you.
Sure. Go, go, go. OK.
How do you get out of this chicken outfit?
Jam!
I thought some of you might like to know
Now, you see why...
Wayne and Wanda.
you will rush up to me and say...
Suck my dick
My house is so dirty
Once again we've solved the problem. (pig) We did. We solved it.
You really think life is like a tennis game, huh?
Oh, yeah? Yes, sir.
Suck my dick
Here is a Muppet news flash.
Well, I can fix that. Hey, guys, come on in.
Jam, jam, jam, jam!
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah!
Good grief, the comedian's a bear! Not yet!
(clears throat)
I'm being sued for malpractice,
Someone help me! Help!
he will defend his title next week against himself.
Here you get hoof-and-mouth disease.
Oh, he's in bad shape.
Can we have a little order here, please?
Mr. Harvey Korman!
Move it!
Indeed, the very best this country has to offer.
(doorbell)
Enough!
Ready? OK, here we go. Now then.
How... how's that again?
I think that my original analysis that life is a tennis game
Well, I'm standing up. I'm sick of...
Wait. Please Piggy, please, I'm ticklish.
Well, the show tonight certainly didn't lay an egg.
Hi ma Muppet show
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