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# You've got a dog #
- Mmm. - Mm-hmm.
I just want to savor this moment.
Whoo!
who do such terrible deals for themselves?
No. But... but you are brilliant.
- A real pleasure. - Good, nice.
Yeah, I see. We need to make sure
I’m going to Hollywood right now.
three days after he's been reported kidnapped.
# It's an English bulldog #
- Yeah. - Look at the date.
that these guys were gonna be huge, you know?
# One ring to rule them all #
Which is, when you see them, you go "Eh!"
Look, we won't let you down. You won't regret this.
But it was you.
Guys?
# But those people don't know what they see #
I'm sure I won't.
We'll never make it.
Very funny. So where are you guys from?
Hey, what... what's with all the commotion?
and dries them in the microwave.
# Some people don't return your calls #
Do we want to do deals with people
- Murray. - Oh, look who it is.
You think that was acting?
No no no no, let's negotiate.
We're sorry, Murray.
Okay, I guess, I...
We've got it!
Not even a "Thanks for the demo. We're not interested.
drinks, jet boats, caviar, everything.
He started crying.
He's acting.
- That's perfect. - Okay, good.
and we are firm on that, okay? That's our final offer.
I'm the dick.
# One ring to bind them, one to find them #
Um...
You know, there's that something special there.
# And all of your friends were there for you #
that meeting.
but I can carry you, Mr. Frodo.
Wow, a supersonic jet.
Sorry, everyone, I just want to have a few words.
But I just feel like I should say something
Oh, you don't disturb people reading the paper, Jemaine.
# I don't rap about bitches and hos #
Like, the other day there was five...
Supers.
the Ringwraith costumes.
Anyway, don't let me bore you with my knowledge of Turkish music.
Anyway, don't let me bore you with my knowledge of New Zealand.
Tomorrow night, I've booked a VIP lounge
Sorry.
Making me look like king of the dicks?