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Read them and weep.
Well, I've used it repeatedly to make homemade crayons.
- I'm not putting up with it. - Yes, you are.
Oh, come here.
"Hey, guys, I've got a good idea. I'm gonna be a blogger."
It’s a top-of-the-line, conical burr coffee grinder
You started this.
How about all the times I sat listening to you bitch about how...
- Did you go to work today? - No. No work.
because he'll just get worse.
We're just being a little spontaneous.
He's really bad. He burned a lot of people.
But I want that money. Give me my money.
- It's not me. It's not that easy for me. - Sounds to me like a lot of excuses, Schmidt.
and let herself get chubby. Okay?
Yeah, that's fine.
You magnificent wizard.
- You gonna go there? - Don't push me in a supermarket.
So I think that gives me the right to add a few things.
- Yeah, you like shrimp cocktail. - We don't need a baked ham, Winston.
You make us a family.
- Who would want to throw this away? - A blind man who recovered his sight?
- Who's that girl? - Who's that girl?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10.
- Those aren't cannons, Jess. - Mushrooms?
Schmidt, you have a real problem.
- There's a spill. - I know.