Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Mm-mm. - Probably not.

"I am aware that we're both broke.

you're the one who broke in at 3 a.m. For a little bit of Schmidt...

Can I talk to you about something that's kind of tough?

but Schmidt's an odd bird. He can't handle it when things aren't clean and orderly.

Don't you know that life don't wait for death?

I'd appreciate it if your non-Tahitian vanilla was not touching my Tahitian vanilla.

but I can't cure damaged suede.

want to say to you that they really miss you.

- Look how excited Hector Jay is to see you. - Yeah, I've met Hector Jay.

- Two cake mixes? All these soups? - Pizza? Frozen pizza, you fat-ass?

Take half, pal.

Are you doing here?

I'm gonna assume that these are your spices jammed in here with my spices.

Get walking right now. You're never gonna get home before dawn.

If you're looking for your oven mitts they're in the top drawer of the hutch.

So let's call it 160 and be done with it.

Gosh! Schmidt makes me so mad!

- He did it. He let go. - I did it.

- Not in front of the cloves. - Where's my burr coffee grinder?

I come from a Jewish family...

Hey, how are you doing, sir? We only have $100, Gary.