Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Someone call for a taxi?
- Just so you know, I'm really excited
in, like, a couple hours, so we better get going.
and then when everybody comes rushing out of the theater,
[hip-hop music]
- Okay, everyone has their plane ticket, right?
- He's too fast. He's too strong, man.
- I can't go to Hedonism.
- Picture house? This is a porno theater, dude.
- Don't move! On the floor!
Okay, so this is not good.
- No way, dude.
Middle school was wild.
- Hey, Dan, the man with the mouth.
and come again...
but there's things called child locks.
He knows he's not supposed to come to my picture house.
We gotta get this kid now, like, right now,
We just gotta find that kid!
And the more I think about it, we should act out, like,
Tell Pastafari I said I'm hungry.
Picked up a real nice lad.
- Karl, who cares about Dale and Betsy, okay?
- I'm great at picking up sons! That's my-that's my forte.
- Oh, that's so clutch.
and-and maybe see if we could
- Yeah. Karl and I go way back.
But I think this Turkey Day's
- Hi. Hello.
And I'm going with my real family, Adam and Ders.
[woman moaning in movie]
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. You stay home.
- Get the fuck away from me, you long-haired jizz expert!
- And, uh, passports.
Ha ha. Oh, sorry.
So, no.
Should the tie match my nipples?
- Yeah, I mean, we forced him into the car,
That's what I'm thinking.
Well, I can have that passport ready in a few days.
Full house tonight, huh?
- Anyhoo, if you could just get me your picture...
- Great.