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Restoration Hardware? - Oh, you know what?
A little restaurant called Pastafari.
Yeah, they make fake I.D.s.
- How much time till our flight leaves?
We need that, like, now, if you could.
- Whoo! - Best in the business.
You're gonna really enjoy this. It's called Endless Hummer.
I can't believe Dale and Bets split up.
Anybody?
- In you go. - Cool.
We're gonna pull this alarm,
are we not all drug dealers... brah?
I'm trying to get Beyoncé dark!
I'm going to Hedonism II, y'all, yep!
- Yeah, two guys going to Hedonism?
- Well, maybe if we- - Hey, guys.
Jamaica's premiere sex resort.
I've got permits.
- I don't look like that guy.
- Yeah, no problem.
and go into the show, please?
We got a little derailed, but we're back on track.
- Oh, jeez. - Oh!
one life wizard- who can.
- Okay, no one talks to my long-haired jizz expert
- Yeah, Blair Witch this bitch.
Hold the phone! Fake passports?
- Oh, I'm sorry, but I've been out of the passport game
There's no way we can get a passport by then.
Plus, you're the only one that knows how to speak Jamaican.
- Why? Did someone ding my car?
That kid, he's my ticket to Hedonism!
like that, okay?
- No, no, you're not rambling. We're all on the same page.