Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can't give this thing away today.

but that's just 'cause he's, like, really, really strong.

- Hey, it's hot out here.

- Yeah, our flight is in, like, five hours.

- Ah...Dale and Betsy.

- Blakester is ready to get his knob gobbled.

- Yeah, you look exactly like that guy.

Guys, I found my Tevas.

- I'm gonna- - Aaah!

Help us help you help yourself

- What are we gonna do?

It's a joke we have. - Dad!

Believe it or not, it's actually Pier 1.

- Hey, pal, we're the, uh,

Besides the fact that this is gonna take our friendship

just in time for Thanksgiving.

And we are just gonna...

I have to pick up my son from wrestling practice.

And I thought that Jamaica was part of the U.S.

Stranger danger! - Go!

- Oh, yeah. Buddy's a go.

- Uh, I'm sorry on our behalf.

a drug dealer anymore, to be honest.

and drag my ass into court, okay?

watching this kiddo?

- You're comin' with me!

I got us dinner reservations.

- No. - Yeah, wow.

- Turn it off! - Who is it?

And if you remember,

we'll get so fucking weird.

So I'm leaving.

Hey, little dude, you need to show

- We all had that body, man!

Oh! Just kidding. I tucked it back.

- Whoa, hold on. That's my son.

I got insurance, AAA card, member since 2007.

- I know. - That's Pier 1.

- Well, that all depends also.

- All right, and a Thanksgiving update.

- Guys, tomorrow is Thanksgiving.

- This carpet smells like semen.